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Introducing Gizoogle, Biatches! Dis Ain’t No Joke!

In order to brighten up your day, The Con brings to your attention Gizoogle. We’ll let the creators of Gizoogle speak for themselves. This text below was taken from their about page, which you can read here. So when you are done reading, get out there and Gizoogle your favourite websites, its hilarious. And we encourage […]


Alison owned the largest private collection of stickers in South Africa and stored it in one room of her two room flat. Initially, she purchased the stickers strictly for use in her diary, but a sheet of glittery smiling bananas discovered at a Pick-n-Pay convinced her that certain stickers were not meant to have their […]

A Poem: who’s the man?

who’s the man? who’s the man? who’s the man with the mouth and the teeth and the individual bones bolted to the sinews and muscles and tongues and saliva and the bit by bit robot walking four by four by the fires in the parking lots of the cities? i’m the man i’m the man […]


Suckers (in Six Sentences) Jacques Visser was a fourth generation leech-man. For more than 110 years, the Vissers had harvested leeches from the swamps of St. Lucia, and had developed a reputation amongst the South African medical community for quality bloodletting. Unfortunately, when it came time for Jacques to take over the family enterprise, bloodletting […]